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Too Excited to Sleep

Ben Franklin (who dropped out from my high school and moved to Philly. much like I wanted to do) actually never once said, "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy."

But Jinx (who stayed at the high school, but tries to visit Philly once a year to go to the FI), once said, "Bacon and beer party, Brew at the Zoo, and a Beer Film Fundraiser are proof that GuyJinx loves me and wants me to be happy."

Except I'm a 4 year old so can't sleep because I'm too fucking excited!!!

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