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Too much Christmas crap too soon makes me too nervous.

At every store I've gone to in the past few days, it looks like Christmas has vomited all over the floor already, and it's making me super anxious. For one thing, I've been rather lukewarm about Christmas for a long time, and I would prefer that all of the decorations and songs and whatnot stay contained to December. Also, I'm probably going to hand/make most of my Christmas presents, and all of the Christmas crap makes me feel like the holiday is next week and that I have a tight deadline to get everything done when in reality, I have like ~6 weeks to do my thing. Thank glob I don't work in retail anymore or I'd probably be losing my damn mind.


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