I have a problem. And that problem is I sweat like a motherfucker and I live in the District, which is a god damn swamp. I use deodorant, I bathe everyday, I'm in really good shape, but I still smell like ass. This is exacerbated by the fact I have to walk everywhere from work and school. Also, the Metro doesn't help. Wearing a suit all the time doesn't help either. Halp. What do?