Me: *buying two packs of my favorite seasonal beer* Do you know how much longer you will be getting this?

Shop Owner: We aren't ordering more, so whatever we have is it. *checks* We have two cases left.

Me: Damn.

SO: If you'd like I can sell you a case. I could cut you a little bit of a deal.

Me: ... I would like to buy one of those now, please.

SO: In addition to those two packs?

Me: Yes please.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!!!!

(Best part: I've been checking online after this impulse purchase and he sold it for $20 cheaper than I have found it anywhere else, so it really WAS a deal!)