This isn't a call to arms. This troll is dead. I have defeated him for messing with my beloved Batkid. It is a long and messy thread, but in the end I am victorious. Known-troll and my nemesis JohnnySqueazel even makes an appearance at a clutch moment, and I posted my death blow on one of his comments as the troll, by that point, had started deleting my posts.
This argument is real, and not a fun one with a creative and playful troll. I post this today to chronicle my continued victories over my enemies and to revel in my own glory.