I might even get through this in time, when does the new season start again?? I am off tomorrow and sick so probably not going anywhere on my precious Saturday. :/

Now everyone's been telling me how it's all going to go to hell in a handbasket but the fact is I've had 0 expectations from episode 1, and the more off the rails it gets the better. Being utterly ridiculous is really the only thing this show has going for it.

Eric's speed cleaning I NEED THIS POWER DAMMIT.

SUPERSNATCH

SO yeah Tara's going to be REALLY PISSED ABOUT BEING A VAMPIRE.

Doesn't Pam have to drain her before giving her her blood? DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT CONSISTENCY ON THIS SHOW.

JASON WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN IDIOT LETTING THIS GUY GLAMOR YOU AFTER YOU HAD THE SENSE FOR .5 SECONDS TO SUSPECT HE WOULD DO EXACTLY WHAT HE IS DOING. THE BIGGEST IDIOT EVER.

When did Sam master the flying as a bird thing?

"I'm wearin' a Walmart sweatsuit for y'all. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is."

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So there's a girl Eric makes out with on sight! This makes a lot of sense re: his attempted relationship with Sookah, oh wait actually it doesn't at all.—-SISTER EWWW WHAT IS THIS LANNISTER TIME NOW. They could have just said what they actually meant.

Lala ;__;

Witch lady's kids walking in on her and Andy: awwwkwaaarrrddd.

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH TERRY AND SEAN FROM SCRUBS. SO MANY EYEBROW MOVEMENTS

This childhood flashback dubbed over with their adult voices is reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaally weirding me out.

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Who is this guy who knows Andy. He bores me.

Girlfriend-fucker is a pretty terrible insult.

"Don't fuckin' growl at me." "I'll make whatever fuckin' noise I want."

Ok if you guys could cut it out with the brother and sister sex talk that'd be cool.

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Someone just got dragged down some hall and murdered and I have no clue what any of that was.

"Hayl Ah love when shit applies."

FIRE CURSE OH SNAP

I miss Rock Band. SOMEONE PLAY ROCK BAND WITH ME. They would be FAILING HARD with this singing. I am superior at Rock Band. Just sayin.

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EW WHAT WEREWOLVES EATING BODIES WHY GROSS NO

Yeahhhhh Tara's PIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED.

Or just crazy? Why??

I'm really disappointed they focused on that old timey vampire portrait for a good 10 seconds and its eyes didn't move.

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Werewolf laws seem really freaking stupid.

Terry is pulling some Paranormal Activity shit.

TARA HAET KITCHEN. TARA STAND ON SINK. Tara's hair looks very nice though?

PAM BACKSTORY YES

uhhhh UV chamber thaaaaat's messed up!

Arlene's hair is nice lately too, in a.... Southern way.

FLASHBACK ERIC U SO FANCY

LOL so Lilith is a vampire. K. I'm not up on my old testament variations but isn't Lilith recognized in Judaism and if so, do they use the Vampire bible?

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Oh Arlene. So sympathetic to PTSD. :|

I just noticed Tara's head is still all blown out. Holy crap. Was it like that before??? Will it always be?? I knew she wasn't going to forgive them. :[

OH MY GOD IT'S CHRISTOPHER MELONI TIME. YOU LEFT SVU FOR THIS STABLER IT HAD BETTER BE GODDAMN SPECTACULAR.

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First child-vampire we've seen?

Soooooooooo the authority wants to get rid of the cult that believes they are superior to humans cause of Lilith. And they open their meeting with a blood of Lilith communion. ....k.

Ohhhhh THAT's what was up with the random murdering.

That's enough for tonight. Meloni verdict: meh.

It occurs to me I should have tagged all these posts or something. Organization is not my strong suit, but here's the previous ones:

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/laugh-at-a-per…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/as-a-continuin…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/concluding-tru…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/briefly-recapp…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/another-day-of…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/omg-i-cant-sto…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/just-one-vampa…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/concluding-tru…

Wow I need a life.