Of a Christian.
Y'all. I DO NOT LIKE "The Old Rugged Cross." It is a stupid hymn. But everybody wants to sing it this time of year and I HATE IT.
ETA: I have a secret club in my head. It is the anti-Old Rugged Cross Club. The first rule of Anti-Old Rugged Cross Club is that you do not talk about Anti-Old Rugged Cross Club. I have found a few possible members. I am happy to say that I'm pretty sure Schroeder is one. This just makes him sexier.