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  • You can never put too many carrots in a soup, but you CAN put too many raisins in an oatmeal cookie.
  • Milk is good until it curdles in my coffee, expiration date be damned.
  • Porkroll, egg and cheese on a hard roll is the best hangover breakfast. Cheeseburger breakfast is also the best if you can get it.
  • Leftovers are better than the original meal 90% of the time.
  • Wine counts as a serving of fruit.

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