Well that was a sudden and anticlimactic end to Mr. Edgington.
Beel trying to catch fly-Sam: loooollllll
I still hate Eric's sister.
HI TARA can this show just be about you from now on I don't like anybody else and it seems like your days of not getting to do anything cool are probably over right?
So I guess Stackhouse dad was a vampire racist
"If Ah wanna be a fool then I WILL be a fool! That's mah god-given raght as an AmAYRican."
Beel what's your game here telling this lady she's teh chosen whatever.
"One of the worst things about being immortal is having to watch this same stupid scenario happen over and over." Hey that sounds like watching this show.
Jason gets vampire-racist again REAL easy.
"Must all roads lead to fuckin' Sookie?" Can be read multiple ways.
So like, this werewolf woman just had some vampire blood, like freaking everybody else on this show, so why is she acting all poisoned? Chill out.
This fairy has the fakest pregnant belly I have EVER SEEN.
"My light broke" ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS.
Like, if it were possible for THIS show to jump the shark, it just happened. But I think True Blood started so far beyond the shark that it needs a new term. Jumping the glowing orgasmic multiple fairy birth, I guess.
Hugest newborns ever. Even by TV standards.
They sure do love painting people head to toe in blood splatter.
Oh... so.... Tara and Pam? Was... definitely looking at that like a mother/daughter relationship all season, and now I'm a little skeeved.
Oh he poisoned her. SHOCKER.
"I would never desecrate the holy grail." I just put it in this little bottle that's totally cool to do. I mean, you know what a grail is, right?
Every time they really seriously say "the vampire bible" I lol. lol/gag. lolligag.
Oh here's where they try to tie Beel's fanaticism into his previous behavior somehow nope sorry you failed. Most crappily conceived storyline.
LOL Beel deeeeeeaaaaaad! Prob not permanently but... I'd be totally fine if it was.
Quick cut away before you show the peen!
Aw SHIT this is continuing into next season?! DAMMIT.
sigh. here we go.
"Excuse me Bitch-Sergeant" lololol Pam
RIP Luna apparently.
Beeyil's been watching V for Vendetta.
This is so bad. Like really really bad. I'm sorry, you were all right. I WAS WARNED. Come on can we just get to the gist of the season my mom described as "all naked sex"?!
"Destroy her? You mean you wanna kill Bill!" haha. Keel Beel.
I'm noooot cryyinnn, it's just been....bleedin'... on ma face~
Lol they actually said Billith. This isn't cool, Eric is a dick, Beel's a dick, werewolves are eating people.
ewwwwww Alcide WTF DON'T EAT IT AS A HUMAN THAT IS EXTRA FUCKED UP
"Is this about your girlfriend turning into Steve Newlin cause that is the sickest shit I've seen on TV, and I watch Dance Moms."
Gee Jason I WONDER IF THIS GUY WHOSE CAR YOU GOT IN IS THE VAMPIRE WHO WANTS TO EAT YOUR SISTER
WHOA Sookah staked him! I am actually surprised! That he didn't die, however, not surprising.
Werewolf threesome. whatever.
Aw Eric's doin nice things again. I'm fine with shipping this. Go for it Sookah.
AND THEN SHE KICKS HIM OUT??? WAY TO REPAY THE KIND GESTURE.
insta-growing fairy kids.
Hey ah'm just normal ol Beel hyuck hycuk telekinesis.
Oh good more naked blood people.
I'M OUTIE. Til tomorrow. Dragon movie to see. Entertainment to actually be had.