Random picture of a scene I loled at.

Oh, I guess that guy was a jerky fairy, not the vampahr.

"Well if you know me so well you know I hate tests!"

"What General?"

"The General I killed."

"Dead General. Got it."

"TROY! AGEENNNN." okaaaay Eric!

Gee Bill I'm so sorry you're seeing all this fucked up shit but remember how it's ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A PSYCHO BITCH ALL LAST SEASON. REMEMBER THAT??

Who's this random asshole in the woods. More male characters on this show are never good news. Sookah's prob gonna make out with this fairy guy within like, 2 episodes.

Lafayette hanging out with puppy girl is too cute.

This girl who came in to talk to Sam looks SUPER familiar but I can't place her. Her character however seems super obnoxious.

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Eww wtf Beel telekinesis-draining people is both hilariously stupid looking and not cool at all.

Oh chill Andy it'll probably take you 2 weeks to raise these kids I think you can stick it out.

"I shouldn't be taking walks with handsome strangers. It never ends well." THAT'S WHAT I SAID

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OMG ERIC DISGUISE LOLLLL

WHY YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WHOOPING CRANES THO

Oops. Glamor fail. I HATE THIS GUY

"He's been tracking Warlow. Like he's Bubba Fett."

Oh of course she's not just a fairy she's a FAIRY PRINCESS

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Sorry Jason. Fake genetics don't love you.

"You don't have any rights, vamper."

"Well that's not very nice."

I WANNA WATCH CHOPPED WITH LALA

blah blah werewolf assholes stealing babies

Jess praying to Beel is sad.

Oh. Future vampire death camp vision is not good.

Off topic but a kitty cat is currently rubbing his face on my foot and it's the best.

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The putting the gun barrel-down in the crotch of your pants thing. THIS IS A THING I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. But if anyone was gonna do it, Jason makes sense.

"Sadly Ginger, no, we will not be fucking on this occasion."

Oh Billith. Who even approved this plot development. Just this whole entire Billith thing. Why. WHY.

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LOL and he bursts into flames. I thought it didn't happen that fast!

Someone trashed fairy strip club

"You were hallucinatin'?"

"Like a motherfucker!"

I came for an army of fae but all I got is this one wounded chump, oh well I'll take him anyway.

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This scene with the Newlins is actually kinda brilliantly acted.

"This is all happening cause you drank the fucking Lilith blood" YUP

"You're not god, Bill, you're just an asshole!" I want to print this on a t-shirt.

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That owl's def Sam.

I'm trying to decide whether these "ambassadors" or the werewolves are more the actual worst. Prob both of them.

"It's okay Ginger, I understand, you're stupid."

Now Beel knows about teh fairy childrens. Somehow. Idk how he doesn't just think they're human childrens from that exchange.

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WHAT

A FAIRY VAMPIRE

R U EVEN SRS

LOL BEEL SPEAK JAPANESE. About as well as I do which is not well.

Eric makin vampahrs

I got distracted and now this vampire fairy is drinking the fairy king and spitting his blood in the tub and I have NO idea why

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Oh my god that plate of fried chicken, mashed potatoes and coleslaw looks like THE GREATEST THING EVER I NEED IT IN MY FACE. EVEN IF SHE JUST POISONED IT OR SOMETHING.

oh so this guy is Warlow. k

Oops Jess ate all the fairies.

What did I say? 2 episodes? I'm good. I mean, she's trying to kill him, but it still counts.

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Some Billith shit.

"And I truly believe... god wants me to fuck you." I mean okay.

Alcide I'm not interested in you at all. Why are you roidraging out all the time.

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"I don't know why god doesn't strike me down right now. Except that maybe god is Bill!"

"*gasp* What if Bill isn't god? What if Bill is the devil?" YEP PROBABLY

"My body is a fuckin' temple and you have defiled it with your vampire-lovin' pecker."

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"Hold the FUCK up. Am I in therapy?!"

LALA MEDIUM TIME YAY <3

"STACKHOUSES? CALM THE FUCK DOWN."

Being a vampire fairy does seem like a pretty sweet deal.

Ok, so the Stackouses were, indeed, totally nuts - and I'm guessing they skipped past the scene where he ties her up because how did he even get a jump on her?

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noooooo Eric & Pam Hunger Game unokay.

How DO they even choose some of these ending songs. re: Peaches.

Billith is really JUST noticing Jessica is gone? For real?

Some stuff happened. Whatever. Jason's infiltrating. Fuckin werewolf drama. Alcide's like an angry crazy idiot. Eric's sister got infected with somethin.

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Terry got all his PTSD glamored away... dishonest, maybe, but not a bad idea?

Wait so who shot Terry and why is no one calling an ambulance??? WTF WHY IS TERRY DEAD WHAT JUST EVEN HAPPENED THIS IS NOT OKAY. WHO SHOT HIM WAS IT THAT GUY HE ASKED INTO THE BAR DID I MISS SOMETHING ARGH

Yknow maybe you could've pressed that guy a little harder for info before you ripped his head off, Beeyil.

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Stealing personnel uniforms! Using severed hands for door access! Classic escape.

Ohhhhh so they're infecting all the Trublood. Makes sense.

I walked out of the room for a second and Sookah and Warlow have bloody mouths and are having sex. Glowily. Okay.

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Break time.