LAST WEEK'S! DIVING RIGHT IN!

Where is this guy from? Texas? Cause the way he said anti-dote. oh man.

I don't believe sister buys that Sarah is all sunshine and goodness now just cause she's full of healing-juice. Nor do I believe she would that easily spill that fact...

whoops. Eric has the roidrage now.

A couple decades of anime viewing lead me to believe that guy is not a native Japanese curser.

They're perverts, Andy? Really? that's the word you wanna use?

I love that he still calls him Vampire Bill though.

Seems like they prob wouldn't take off to Oklahoma on a vague hunch?

Uh. Violet. Whut. No one should be at all concerned about her creepy sex museum dungeon. Nope. Totally sets the mood.

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Who the heck is this guy creepin on Arlene? Oh is it that not-hot-captain-hook. He's up to nooooooo good.

WHY IS TERRY DEAD

WHYYYYY.

That was, um, an intensely weird sex dream?

This is a pretty sweet sponorship deal for Eric. He's gonna Tiger Woods it asap.

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Back in Beel is dying land: doesn't anyone have Pam's cell? for real?

GOD DAMMIT MORE FREAKIN BEEL FLASHBACKS NO1CURR

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OH MY GOD HOYT HOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

"Our first time is my first time." "Me too!" Well, you are like a month old...

Oh my god WHY DOES THAT PORTRAIT NOT HAVE SCOOBY DOO EYES. WASTE!!!

Now Hoyt will become unglamored and get back with Jessica and they will be OTP forever the end and we will forget all about that wackadoodle hate group nonsense that took place in between.

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GOD DAMMIT MORE BEEL FLASHBACKS.

GOOD THING WE'RE BOTH HOT NOW EVERYTHING IS GOOD FOR US TO BE MARRIAGED!

Are we getting some more bs fairy lineage crap now? There is very little time left for this!!

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And Jason will I guess end up with Hoyt's GF, whatev idgaf

JASON IT'S NOT GOOD TO LIE TO PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR DEAD MOTHERS

AWKWARD SANDWICH

Sookah I am so over you. AND YOUR FAIRY GRANDFATHER

Is Numi on drugs?

Good thing that Japan has all the technologies in space right????

Sam I care less about you than LITERALLY ANYONE.

If it took til morning for them to get to this random Oklahoma house, how and when do they suppose the kids got there?!

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Crazy fairy gramps WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING WITH THIS????

OK? That was... pointless??

IT'S RANDOM LITTLE CHURCH GIRL! ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING NOW RANDOM LITTLE CHURCH GIRL?

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WAIT WHY TO SO MANY THINGS. WHY VIOLET EVEN.... killing fairy upsets Jessica which upsets Jason? This is her plan???

AND SOOKAH AND BEEL THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON FOR THIS EXCEPT THAT HE'S DYING. THAT'S IT.

Both Newlins again!! I do believe they were the two best actors on this show.

Now that we've rehashed all their original sex scenes.. are we ever gonna get a reason for this? Nope.

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This creepy death omen Jason is freeeaaaking me out.

LOL SHE THINKS SHE'S JESUS OF COURSE SHE DOES

Good thing you can instantly visually observe this disease being cured or that wouldn't have been very dramatic.

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Yeah just keep trying to justify this relationship. Keeeeep tryin'.

Sometimes you gotta take a journey. Even if it's drug blood.

This is sad :(

GOD DAMMIT I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH ASSHOLE HOYT. WHYYYYYY

Cause people can just jump in cop cars and tag along... okay.....

Pretty impressive yakuza tats.

I think Gillette might sue over that line.

And then people who just jumped in cop cars and refused to leave will be given guns by cops!

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Did like nobody know about Violet's taxidermy/sex/torture mansion before?

Srsly wtf all of that?! wtf?!?!?!

HOYT <3<3<3<3

MY OTP LIVES

SUCK IT BITCHES

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE TARA IS DEAD THAT IS SOME BUUULLLLSHIT.

Mr. Leaf: "hopefully Eric will text Bill before he dies"

And there he is! Too bad evil capitalism is at play!

Jess and Jason just need to stop hooking up and be BFFs.

Oh Sookah. Wtf r u even.

MY OTP. IT IS HAPPENING.

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EVERYTHING IS WORTH IT NOW.

Sookah aren't you gonna like, get some of her blood before you go...? ok.... just leave her there I guess... bringing Beel there is sooooo much more time efficient?

CREEPY DREAM WTF????? IF SOOKAH HAS A VAMPIRE BABY I AM RAGEQUITTING. isn't this show almost over?!

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Srsly Beel WHY????? YOU JUST HAD TO BE A LITTLE BITCH ABOUT THIS CAUSE NOTHING YOU HAVE EVER DONE HAS EVER MADE SENSE.