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Herman got his tank cleaned today (he poops in it). He's a friendly turtle by nature, but he's also a fierce defender of his living space. He saw me pilfering his rocks, and he rammed his snout into my finger and blasted it with a stream of bubbles. While I was busy scrubbing his junk with distilled vinegar, Herman was taking a little backyard vaycay in the crock pot. Turtle soup, yo. He also likes motoring around under his own power. Looks pretty snakey, don't he?

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The dogs are still interested, but I'm concerned that it's beginning to harden to dislike.

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