Can we have a post solely dedicated to possibly annoying over the top romantic Valentine related things?

Because I kind of feel bad that I'm so excited I got roses and that the note inside just said "Ferret butt". I didn't think the fella would bother this year since he didn't know my new work address. I promise I'll keep all over the top Valentine gestures in this post!

Anyone else feel like gushing and being annoying? Comment here so I don't feel alone in this!