Hey guyyys — this is my first tweet beat, picking up for LurkerByNature.

Let’s sum up this week shall we?

Because we all know the I Want To Speak To A Manager hair cut. X.x

So apparently Meghan’s family is upset they’re not getting invited to the wedding. But if you’re doing spiteful interviews with Marie Claire of all places, I don’t think The Queen is going to want you rubbing elbows with elites...

Meghan is about to be a duchess after all, not Duchess from Black Ink Crew either... /

So this actually excites me a lot, I am a huge sci-fi nerd and have wondered why we don’t have a Lunar Space station already. I know they defunded the hell out of NASA though — Elon Musk pushing this through?

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All of the DASH stores are closing. If you didn’t know from watching KUWTK over the last millenia, this humble American Royal family started it’s beginnings running a few stores. They had a kids line, and then the eldest sisters had DASH. But DASH has been struggling for years and their fashions were sooo dated (think 2002 Wetseal... yuck). So buh bye — I doubt they’re really concerned though.

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Cannabis sales will surpass soda — projections are looking like 75 billion by 2030. Can’t wait for the day I can pick up my medication next to my produce.

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A fascinating look at both sides of a break up. As they say there’s his side, her side, and the truth.

Absolutely insane to me that Columbine was 19 years ago and these have become absolutely routine in our country. -__-

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I just ... we are truly living in the darkest timeline... Like I can’t even make a pun it’s truly reprehensible that this is our face to the rest of the world.

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Apparently I’ve never had a proper cookie. Has anyone?

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On April 17th 2011 Game of Thrones came out... DUNDUN DUNDUNDUNDUND DUNDUNDUNDUN