Possibly spoilers if you haven't seen Twin Peaks in its entirety.
YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN ALL OF TWIN PEAKS:
Why didn't you tell me about the last two episodes? I've been putting off watching them for five months! The strobe lights! The creepy voices! WTF am I watching?
I don't understand anything. I have five minutes of the last episode left and then I don't know what I'll do with my life.