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My line was 1.5 hours long. Yikes. Luckily my employer doesn’t care about me coming in late but damn. I was happy to see so many people out voting.


This was my first time voting in Pennsylvania and when I entered the booth I was like WTF WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY?!?!?! It actually took me a minute to figure out even what the fuck I was looking at. I’m from Maryland and for 2008/2012 I voted on fancy computers.

I’m almost 30 and an old timey voting machine almost bested me.

Let us all drink and be merry tonight!

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