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I have three bug bites on my left arm and they itch so much. I might cover myself with cortisone or just sit in a bathtub full of cortisone. I am one of those people that can not resist scratching and usually ends badly. One time I followed the advice of a buzzfeed post (don't ever do this under any circumstance) and put clear nail polish over a mosquito bite on my ankle...and then proceeded to scratch it so much that I have a scar on my ankle now (I'm the worst!). My ankle modeling career is officially over.

It's funny though...I go to a GT Meetup in NYC and suddenly I itch. LOOKS LIKE SOME PEOPLE BROUGHT THEIR SQUALOR WITH THEM AND I'M PAYING THE PRICE!


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