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UGH, 'Mericans...

My boyfriend’s two best friends were visiting us for the past week. They’re from Italy and this was there first time in the U.S.

We were walking around last night and some douche frat bro starting following us and then shouted out “Mario and Luigi!!!!” to them. He continued to taunt them and imitate Italian. I guess he heard them speaking Italian.


I wanted to go tell him what I think he should do with his genitals/head/orifices...but he seemed like he was looking for a fight and we were all a little scared.

After that, I could tell the whole vibe was different and they were really bummed out.

Fellow Americans, WHY??!?!?!

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