I cannot wait to blow this entire pop stand. F'reals.

All the crazy is coming out. It's like i'm sort of nutjob attracting totem. Tonight I had to convince a woman that a pebble was not a bed bug (she wasn't so bad but SERIOUS!?) and then there was the pleasant gal who got real mad at me because I wouldn't send our houseman to buy her cigarettes.

side note: Are there hotels that have people that will just straight up run errands for you? I get that she might be used to this kind of thing but we're in the HOOD. Like...... really?