My best friend puked all over our floor, and then I convinced her to take a shower, and now she's locked the bathroom door and I have to pee and now I can't. Rrr.

ETA: I peed an now she's sleepsing ovar. Rrr. I wanna go sleepsie but she is heres. Boo.

ETA: She harangued she boyfran so much he shut she down an now she fink dey broked up. Sigh.