I just got this in my inbox from that human whose profile I hate-read for "I'm a princess and don't you forget it!!!" memes.

So here is the time of year again when we try to raise awareness for breast cancer through a game. It's very easy and I would like all of you to participate. Two years ago we had to write the color of our underwear on our wall. Men wondered for days at what was going on with random colors on our walls. This year we make references to your love life status. Do not answer to this message just post the corresponding word on your wall AND send this message privately to all the girls in your contact list!!!!!! BLUEBERRY = single; PINEAPPLE = it's complicated; RASPBERRY = I can't / don't want to commit; APPLE= engaged; CHERRY= in a relationship; BANANA=married; AVOCADO= I'm the better half; STRAWBERRY= can't find Mr. Right; LEMON = want to be single RAISIN = want to get married to my partner. Last time the underwear game was mentioned on tv, let's see if we get there with this one !!!!! Copy and paste this message into a NEW message and send to all your girly friends - then update your status with your answer ONLY.

Would it be too mean to say this in response:

And precisely how the fuck is this actually going to help breast cancer research? Why don't y'all just either donate or volunteer for a marathon or something, instead of a winky-faced "I "liked" something on fb and now I feel better about myself! I've done my good deed for the day! I raised breast cancer awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareness!!!"

Ugh. Humans.

ETA: Since this was sent as a thread, I can't put it on her wall, but I can tell you guise that the first thing that happened after she posted it was that someone unfollowed the conversation. I still haven't sent it to her yet. I waaaaaaaaant to, exactly as posted, because it would be mean. What is it about this human that makes me want to rend her? She's perfectly nice, but perfectly bland.

ETA ETA: I'm just beginning the rending, and people are dropping out of the conversation like flies. Also, I only know two people on the thread, barring the poster, and one has dropped out, and the other has commended me.

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The last thing I posted was, "Also, isn't it a little sad that the first thing you guys think of when raising "awareness" for a disease is "What would the menz think if our boobies are gone!?! Oh noes!!! We'll make their boners sad if we don't have tatas!!! Save the tatas!!!" "

Stoic German (she really isn't, she's got a german name): I have never heard of grape.

Me: Also, where did grape go? Why can't grape be "single" and raisin is "dried up feminist, destined to die alone, surrounded by cats"? Also...guess what? There is no grape!!! (Grapeception!)

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And at that point, Mme Princesstheme logged off of the conversation. I will probably be made to apologize to her for shitting all over her "awareness" campaign. [Smirks]