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I was in the shower. I thought all of my roommates were out for the day so I turned on the radio and diddled as I pleased, as I believe unsuppressed orgasms are good for the soul. Now I hear this noise....Someone is home, and might have been home all along. Wompity womp womp.

Pretending this never happened in 3...2...1...

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