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Uh, whut? Weird goings-on at the 'YeKim's.

So, I really don't know what to make of this. I usually sleep until 7, when 16yo labeledette wakes me up for her first daily dose of privilege, ie, a ride to school because she's scared to drive. (How weird is that? Anyway.) But against my will (puppy has been in her crate since being spayed, and when she wants out it's NOW) I woke up at 5:45 and went to take the dogs out and smoke a cigarette while UncleKim was in the shower. He came out and gave me a weird look and asked me why I turned the shower on in the middle of the night.

Apparently the shower woke him up at around 4, he got up and turned it off, looked at his sleeping wife and shook his head trying to figure me out. Except I totally didn't move since we hit the sack at midnight. I honestly thought he may have dreamed the whole thing, but he's not amused at that suggestion.

So, that happened. I have no clue what that is, exactly, though.


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