I'm still giggling over this. http://www.gishwhes.com/gishmansion/en…

(I should clarify: it's a little flash-based game based on GISHWHES (the scavenger hunt, for those that aren't familiar), so you answer a few questions as you go through it and then get a "personalized" email from The Overlord himself.)

"Your toothpick with ears until the end of time,