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or are the two super-fast sex scene flashes on that "Misfits" ad on the mainpage super mega hot? I don't know why I find them both so particularly exciting, but I miiiiiiight've been refreshing that page all day just to see more Sheehan torso. And thinking about how nice it would feel if someone just ran in and rammed me into the wall with their pelvis like that. DAMN. Please and thank you.

I guess I have a new series to watch? Is it any good? Will I even care?

ETA*: And every so often I get the Allstate guy instead. Way to be there for me when things get too heavy, Allstate man! You are sexy, too, in a comforting way!

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