Eta—I threw this in so the other photo doesn't show up all huge on the list. Sorry.

This is a targeted fb ad.

Is that a penis? Or is it some exotic ingredient that I am wholly unfamiliar with?

I hope this isn't breaking any rules, it's a serious question.

Eta—Well, that is certainly an interesting thing. Also, eww. I'm not going to eat that (or geoduck), ever. The ad was SO FREAKING CONFUSING. It looks and reads like porn. Thanks a lot, fb.