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WinnieTheWoot gets frequent nose bleeds. She got another one tonight and called to Dr. Mrs. Hatrack to come help her. DMH brought her a tampon to save her the effort of replacing wads of toilet paper in her nostril for the next half hour.

Winnie came out of the bathroom to let me know (with full dramatic finger quotes) that in “unexpected news” her nostril is smaller than a vagina. I can only guess that the tampon didn’t fit.


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