So much fruit! Why did we buy so much fruit? Where do I put it? Oh my god, so many dishes, can't I speed up time so I don't have to wait for this load to be done? Where does all this shit even go? Do we have a shelf for this? I guess I'll just stick it in the back room/pantry. Did my mom put this here to get it out of the way or because she wants it here?

Fuck, I'm supposed to vacuum too. I hate vacuuming.

...WTF WAT IS THIS THING ON THE FLOOR IT LOOKS LIKE A SEVERED FINGER.