The earlier posts were goofs- I was trying to post them to my personal page and then write this post later, but I GTd them by mistake. Here's the sitch:
NinjaCate thought this up, and I figured it might be fun. I've disabled comments for the following posts (or at least I'm trying to), so feel free to simply add the following links to whomever is un-bannable and annoying the shit out of you.
More on the way as I write them... I'll post them in the comments.