At least, fuck Adult Halloween. No, I don't want to have to think up a costume. No I don't want to get dressed up. No I don't want to deal with adults acting like 5 year olds except with shots. No I don't want to go to a big party where I don't know anyone and get looked up and down by everyone. No I don't want to deal with nasty women who won't talk to me when I say "hey I love your costume" because they're too busy cruising for men and god forbid they act like decent human beings. No I don't want to deal with men who will judge me for not being sexy enough/too sexy. No I don't want to party.
Stop asking me what I'm doing for Halloween. I am in my 40s. I'm staying home and watching movies and avoiding yet another stupid amateur night.
If you love Halloween that is awesome. I do wish I had it in me to enjoy the holiday because people who love it seem to have a lot of fun. But I don't. I hate it. I do, however, enjoy handing out candy to adorable children. But sadly I don't get trick or treaters. :(