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Even if they weren’t using corporate money to fund anti-LGBTQ groups, I still wouldn’t eat there. Cause it’s bland. And it’s soggy.

The handful of times I’ve eaten the food, it was trash. Also I hate waffle fries, and wish we wouldn’t call them fries cause they’re not.

I think the only reason people actually like them is because they have a variety of sauces. But so does every other fast food place?


If brining chicken and adding pickles to sandwich is revolutionary for you, then I am sorry but you deserve better.

Like I really don’t get the internet’s obsession with them. The Good Place had a whole spiel about them that was honestly just a let down. No, eating there doesn’t mean you “hate gay people” (although I bet that’s a selling point for many). But you are directly paying into anti-LGBTQ groups. And Chick-Fil-A is also owned by Christian fundamentalists, who would love more of your money so they can funnel it to groups dedicated to creating Christian Sharia law here. So they can do more stuff like this -

Oh and before you make a joke about Satanists writing classes, ha, no. They specified that this elective will ONLY be for the Christian religion -

The Bible class as envisioned by HB 128 is a course solely “on the Hebrew Scriptures, Old Testament of the Bible, the New Testament.” The purpose is to “provide to students knowledge of biblical content, characters, poetry, and narratives that are prerequisites to understanding contemporary society and culture.”


“They will not be teaching about the Koran or the sacred texts of other religions,” said Duke. “That would be more of a comparative religions class. This is a Bible literacy class.”


They already turned down proposals for Mormon electives. So I’m sure a Satanist one won’t be getting through any time soon. Or an Atheist one.

So actually no, choosing not to buy a shitty chicken sandwich isn’t just “virtue signaling” to me. In my own small way, I’m not financially supporting outright religious supremacists. Pete Buttegieg and all other “centrist” dems can suck my ass.


Also whole point of my post - IT’S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills when people rave about that soggy-ass shit.

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