I was inspired to write this after seeing this Gawker post...
I think fully grown cats are far cuter than kittens.
Kittens always look like they're about to cry. Their ears are too big and it looks weird. They make annoying sounds.
Take Bobby for example. By the time I found Bobby, she was nearly a year old, but she was still kind of a kitten. Look at how awkward she looks with her out-of-proportion ears:
Now look at how cute (and bishy) she is!
She's really filled out, hasn't she?
Feel free to rip me a new internet butthole...