Softshell crabs taste like putting a whole goddamn cockroach in your mouth.
- Scrubbing a poopy toilet is preferable to folding/ironing/hanging laundry.
- Chicory is muddy swamp cabbage and does not belong in coffee.
- Pattypan squash doesn’t want to be eaten.
- 90 Day Fiancé is not a good show!
- Nothing thaws out in the fridge no matter what your mother or sanitation “experts” told you (ok maybe this is more of a statement of irrefutable fact than an opinion).
- Twitter has been a net positive on society - I believe this because we have access to journalists and activists like never before. Just...ugh the nazis, man.
- Shooting fireworks isn’t that exciting. Just go watch a show put on by someone who actually has good fireworks and you have a good view instead of just being...under them.
Any to add?