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Softshell crabs taste like putting a whole goddamn cockroach in your mouth.

Honorable mentions:

  • Scrubbing a poopy toilet is preferable to folding/ironing/hanging laundry.
  • Chicory is muddy swamp cabbage and does not belong in coffee.
  • Pattypan squash doesn’t want to be eaten.
  • 90 Day Fiancé is not a good show!
  • Nothing thaws out in the fridge no matter what your mother or sanitation “experts” told you (ok maybe this is more of a statement of irrefutable fact than an opinion).
  • Twitter has been a net positive on society - I believe this because we have access to journalists and activists like never before. Just...ugh the nazis, man.
  • Shooting fireworks isn’t that exciting. Just go watch a show put on by someone who actually has good fireworks and you have a good view instead of just being...under them.

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