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It has come to my attention that I am doing something that seems to offend many, many people.

And I don’t care.

I am wearing cargo shorts and Teva sandals. I do so often because they are cool (in the temperature sense) and comfortable. In summer it is often 80-85 degrees in my office and I would die if I wore long pants and shoes. As to the cargo shorts they are also practical because I don’t want to tote a backpack around like some kid and the Tevas, unlike most sandals, stay on my feet and cause no discomfort if I have to do a lot of walking. I am sure the ghost of Joan Rivers is cursing my soul at this very moment but at least I’m not wearing any of my Aloha shirts. However, now that I mention it, my t-shirt does have a big “ALOHA” on the front of it. Anybody else make sartorial choice that offends? Join me in saying!


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