My BF and I were talking about dick pics, because he has never sent me one and I have never sent him a naughty pic. I told him how I have never received a wanted dick pic, but plenty of unwanted ones. They were all from guys I knew, a couple from guys I was in the early stages of dating. I had only hooked up with two of these guys prior to dick pics, and NONE of them after dick pics.
Furthermore, he was shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that I have received FOUR TIMES as many unwanted dick pics as I have received bouquets of flowers (from romantic or potentially romantic partners). I am not old-fashioned, so flowers are not that important to me, but seriously. Deaths in my family, trips to the hospital, nervous break downs, job losses - and still, more dick pics.
1) Number of unsolicited dick pics received in entire life
2) Number of flower bouquets received in entire life from dick havers
3) Any thoughts on this?
For the record, I am not really a sucker for chivalry but you get the point.