Switching back and forth between the bad Tom Cruise remake of The War of the Worlds and the terrible second Matrix movie. Wondering if I should cook up a weenie for some kind of dinner. Missus chritter unexpectedly in one of the Carolinas, I forget which one.

Why does Keanu never age?

What are the Martians up to?

Relish, mustard or ketchup?

ETA: NO MAINPAGING!