Thank you, to everyone who searched, shared empathy, and submitted finds. Because I am wary, I ordered 3 different shirts. None of them have the French cuff. :(
Once they arrive, I will give you all a review!
From Land's End - issues: not 100% cotton, not fitted
From Dillards - issues: "tailored" but not fitted, expensive!, and has that dumb little logo on the chest (white on white not terribly visible, but still)
From Lane Bryant - issues: might be TOO long