Just got the call from my gynecologist to go over the full results of my hysterosalpingogram (HSG).

With no small amount of gallows humor, I said to someone earlier that I was waiting to hear if the situation with my uterus was going to be:

(A) Merely fucking horrible


(B) Utterly craptastically impossible

*Drumroll please*

It's Choice B, everyone! Turns out that not only are both of my tubes blocked with scar tissue and adhesions, but I also have extensive intrauterine scarring that they can't explain.

Prognosis? Go to a specialist, who's going to tell you your slim and fantastically longshot options, but get used to the fact that you can't have children.