Long story short, the powers that be intervened not upon my behalf, and I could not submit my resume today-important phone call. Thank you to everyone who responded to my first post. You all rock. I read all the advice at work, and totes prepped.
There's always tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow . I love you Sir Ian, you (young) fox, you! Trying to keep up morale.
(I posted the video for everyone, lol).