Oh, my rage. Wouldn't want to have them getting all victim-y again, huh? Look, ladies, if you know what's good for you, just stay home. Let the boys party - they'll be boys - and you guys stay home. I mean, a potential rapist is only a rapist if you provide him with a victim, right?

1. There is no serious problem with campus sexual assault regarding fraternity brothers.

2. Look at all these rape-crying women! They are just liars!

3. ????

4. Fraternity brothers are too dangerous to be around.

Hmm.