Now, let's say, someone (who shall remain nameless, but who is probably BRIMSG because seriously, who else has that kind of magic?) gives you a magic wand and lets you do the impossible - switch the sexual orientation of any human being out there? Now of course, this is impossible, and of course you, as a conscientious and loving GTer probably wouldn't change it anyway because if it ain't broke, don't fix it, but just SAY that you could...
Who would it be?
I myself, would pick the man below!! Don't judge me! For those of you who may be too young to recognize this man, no, that's not gay 80s Robin Thicke, that's George Michael! He was in Wham! He wrote the completely non creepy song Father Figure! Faith! And he seems to be wildy proud of his butt, so you go George. I don't know why it is, but damn it, you're my pick, and I refuse to be ashamed. Kind of like how you refuse to be ashamed of how much you love your butt.
Spill Jezzies! Who is that delightful person that you've always really went "Well hell!" when hearing that they were even less likely to be interested in your genitals then they already were?
I'm going home, and I'm going to drink a glass of wine and come back to read all of your answers. I KNOW HOW TO PARTY.