You know, at weddings or other Important shindigs like anniversaries or anything? I need to know... for science. I hate them, they're always too long and I have a tendency to let my mind wander and end up absentmindedly sipping from my champagne flute (OOPS) and you have to stand. forever. with a blandly attentive expression and laugh on cue. I dread anyone ever thinking that I'm the kind of person who can be trusted to make a proper toast (and I'm a champ at public speaking). Everyone's with me, right? Or is this like when Mellie says that nobody likes babies?