As an official Waffle ambassador, I am here to remind Judge Kinja that Waffleopolis is its own kingdom. Ergo, it is not subject to the kangaroo court of Kinja. WAFFLEOPOLIS HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AND WILL NOT BE ADMITTING ANYTHING, NOR WILL IT BE SERVING ANY COMMUNITY SERVICE. Instead, Waffleopolis offers immediate asylum to refugees from Pancakeville or whatever that horrible dictatorship is called. You don't have to be enslaved by pancakes any more, good people. COME TO WAFFLEOPOLIS AND BE FREE.