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Wait, I'm single so I can't have Pot Roast

I just made a pot roast. It was delish.


This whole column confuses me. What are your thoughts?

I will probably never get married. Sometimes I would like to have someone to nurture and to nurture me. If I get it, great. If I don't, I probably will die alone.


I know which cat will eat me first.

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