So Darrell Hammond was playing Colonel Sanders, but now Norm Macdonald is playing him? Are either of these gentlemen from the south? Do either of them even know how to fry chicken correctly? These kids need to get off my lawn. I don’t like it.

Can’t they at least get an old southern dude? They are just laying around down here for the picking. Geez. This post is brought to you by hydrocodone.

Spot the real Colonel!

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I mean, come ON, gentlemen, you are not even that wrinkly!