with a report (tail wag, tail wag).
This year is gonna be great! I saw it with my own 4 feet! I smelled it with my BIG nose. I licked my balls all week to remind you humans that all will be okay because they're crystal and can see shit.
I ran up the block, down the block, up the block...and then down. Super fucking YAY! I was so excitey~pants that I took Mom's legs out from under her...Sorry MMMAAAHHHMMM!
Yay, yay, 2015!!!
MAHM! Where is my cookie?
love, Wallace McStinkPaw, III