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The Only Good Thing ...

to emerge from the MP's Here Are Your Sexy Frozen-Inspired Halloween Costumes


was this conversation with my son.

Me: A sexy snowman? But, isn't the term sexy used for things you want to have sex with?


Him: Well, there are sexy bee costumes. I don't know.

Me: I am mostly picturing guys ramming their dicks into snow.

Him: (aghast) Wha?

Me: Although bees would be just as bad.

Him: Bees are way more disturbing. Like the porn adaptation of The Wicker Man. It would be terrible. Terrible!

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Me: That could be screams of pleasure, right?

Him: I might have to leave now.


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