to emerge from the MP's Here Are Your Sexy Frozen-Inspired Halloween Costumes
was this conversation with my son.
Me: A sexy snowman? But, isn't the term sexy used for things you want to have sex with?
Him: Well, there are sexy bee costumes. I don't know.
Me: I am mostly picturing guys ramming their dicks into snow.
Him: (aghast) Wha?
Me: Although bees would be just as bad.
Him: Bees are way more disturbing. Like the porn adaptation of The Wicker Man. It would be terrible. Terrible!
Me: That could be screams of pleasure, right?
Him: I might have to leave now.