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[violence, murder, mayhem]

missus: "Well, they got that right."

me: "Hm?"

missus: "Their faces turned red."

me: "What?"

missus: "When you die of carbon monoxide poisoning your face turns red. Kudos to the medical advisors. Nice touch."

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me: ". . . "

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