makes me almost throw up. Why? Because in the past week I have seen her lick:

-the inside of my dirty bathtub before I cleaned it

-her own asshole

-the sole of my SO's shoe

-my dirty panties

-her own asshole

-another dog's poop

-the arm of my couch

-a pile of dirt that I was sweeping

-her own asshole

-the deck of my front porch

-and finally, her own asshole.

If she had more assholes available, I'm sure she'd lick those too. So when my friend comes over and lets her lick the inside of her mouth, and I get all grossed out, HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE?! People all acting like I'm some sort of animal hater because I won't make out with my dog.