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Watching the Daily Show

Listening to Jon Stewart poke fun at the Chuck Schumer MSNBC diner bit.

After Schumer explains his orange juice strategy (9/10 water, 1/10 orange juice, wait a couple of weeks, it tastes the same with 1/10 the calories).

J-Stew says, “You know what else works? You order a slice of carrot cake, take it to go. Throw it in the Hudson River. Sure, it costs $4, but NO CALORIES.”


I will miss him so.

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